1 00:00:00,499 --> 00:00:02,740 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage. 2 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:06,380 Fred, would you like to have dinner with me? I would love to. 3 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:09,640 As long as this Fakenbunker thing is going on, I ain't got nothing to say to 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,060 you. I can live with that. 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,360 How about this? 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,620 Troy Aikman, Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and a footballer. Oh, yeah, that could 7 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:23,620 be fun. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,680 What are y'all talking about? 9 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,100 Clearly they're trying to keep their marriage spicy. 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,560 We're trying to come up with a family Halloween costume. 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,320 Oh, Cece would be such a cute football. 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,560 I know, and this might be the last year that we get to pick before she starts 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,640 having her own ideas. 14 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:43,360 I remember when Connor was five, I wanted him to go as Pete Rose. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,040 He wanted to go as Pants. 16 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,120 As what? You heard me. 17 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,700 Pants. 18 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,560 I got it. Dress it pork. 19 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,390 I'll be Jeff Goldblum, you'll be the hot blonde lady, and Cece can be the T-Rex. 20 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,570 Hey, that hot blonde lady has a name. 21 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:00,190 What is it? 22 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:02,830 Just because I don't know it doesn't mean she doesn't have one. 23 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:06,090 You think Mary can make a T-Rex costume? 24 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:09,670 As long as my mom's dating Faginbacher, I ain't asking her for nothing. 25 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:11,690 Can't you make it? 26 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,870 But not all girls know how to sew, Georgie. 27 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:17,450 Well, I think girls can do anything, but I guess I'm a feminist. 28 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:20,650 I'll make it for you. 29 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:23,590 Are you sure? Sounds pretty complicated. 30 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:26,170 Don't listen to him. You go, girl. 31 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,620 So, any Halloween plans? 32 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:03,200 Well, Missy's going to a party, and Georgie won't let me trick-or-treat with 33 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,300 you. Well, of course you can. Just wear a mask, carry an accordion, and I'll 34 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,300 tell everyone you're Connor. 35 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,039 That's fine. I'll just be here by myself. 36 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,720 So, uh, no friends or coming over? 37 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,700 Fred is out of town, if that's what you're asking. 38 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:25,300 Well, I could have met any friend, like Pastor Jeff or... or Jesus. 39 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:30,420 Jesus will be here. Pass now candy and Bible verses with me. 40 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,940 Okay, I don't want to tell you what to do, but it better be good candy. 41 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,560 Bye. Where are you going? 42 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,340 To the mall with Heather. We're getting stuff for our costumes. 43 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,760 Okay, but you know the rules. 44 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,820 No demons, no killers, no cleavage. 45 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,240 And if you were going to be a ghost, it better be the Holy One. 46 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,800 So when are you going to ask? Me and my friends are going to be the Spice Girls. 47 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,140 That sounds cute. 48 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,940 So everyone's a different spice? 49 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,100 Exactly. I'm Ginger. 50 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,120 That's a good one. Very seasonal. 51 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,200 That's why I chose it. Gotta go. 52 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,300 Well, speaking of costumes, what are you going as? 53 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:11,780 A dinosaur. 54 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,360 Yeah, we're doing a little Jurassic Park thing. 55 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,640 Oh, that'll be fun to make. I better get started. 56 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,240 Oh, um, actually, my mom is gonna make it this year. 57 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:28,250 Really? Yeah, she wanted to, and... Georgie... Is punishing me. 58 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:29,650 Yeah. 59 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:32,590 Your mother must be loving this. 60 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:34,130 She just wants to help. 61 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:35,750 Help Georgie punish me? Yeah. 62 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:41,890 Damn it! 63 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,190 Problem? Oh, everything's fine. 64 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:47,750 So that was a damn it of victory? 65 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,170 I'm figuring it out. 66 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,150 I still have a couple more days. 67 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:53,890 My costume should be easy. 68 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,650 I'm going as Phantom of the Opera. 69 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:57,870 Or you could be a grown-up. 70 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,350 Phantom is a grown-up. Kids don't go to the opera. 71 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,690 Please tell me you're not trick-or-treating. 72 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:06,010 Don't be ridiculous. 73 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:09,150 I'm gonna sit on the front porch with my keyboard and terrify the children 74 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,150 musically. 75 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:12,770 This is so frustrating. 76 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:14,870 Let's see what you got. 77 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,769 Hey, that's pretty good. 78 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:21,890 Really? Yeah. 79 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,900 There's the head, and then you got that, you know, circle thing on the chest, and 80 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,220 then triangles. 81 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,320 You really know your shapes, Dad. Good job. 82 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 It's terrible. 83 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:35,120 I'm gonna have to go back to the fabric store and start all over. 84 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,960 You can always tell people Cece made the costume herself. 85 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,480 Do you think that's helpful? 86 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,940 No, I thought it was funny. 87 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,780 Honey, you're overthinking this, okay? She's three. 88 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,860 You could dress her in a garbage bag, and she'd be happy. I sure was the year 89 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,860 I went as a garbage bag. 90 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,360 So, you gonna come trick-or-treating with us tonight? 91 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:01,680 You mean do I want to walk around with a kid who's having a meltdown because of 92 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,180 an itchy costume and a sugar high? 93 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,640 We ain't gonna let her have that much candy. I was talking about you. 94 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,920 Sorry I'm late. 95 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,420 Hey, what you got there? 96 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,240 Picked up some horror movies for tonight. 97 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,680 Ooh, scary movies on Halloween. 98 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,360 Someone's got a date. 99 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,600 Is it that Sophia girl? 100 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,700 Oh, they broke up a few weeks ago. 101 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,940 Is it... What's her name? The dental hygienist? 102 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:27,460 No, he lied to her about flossing, so she couldn't trust him anymore. 103 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,940 You guys know way too much about my life. 104 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,460 Excuse us for Karen. 105 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,260 Karen. Her name was Karen. 106 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,100 So what'd you get? 107 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,660 Friday the 13th? 108 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,880 What's wrong with that? 109 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:46,120 The girls who have sex in that movie are the ones that get killed, not the 110 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,120 message you want to send. 111 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 What else you got? 112 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Dawn of the Dead? 113 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,810 Zombies? Their skin's falling off. They're eating people. If she's turned 114 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:55,890 on by that, get out. 115 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,410 What about child's play? 116 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:02,870 Do yourself a favor. Go back and rent a vampire movie. Everybody knows they're 117 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:03,870 the sexiest monsters. 118 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,470 Everybody knows that. 119 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,410 I'm sorry. What do you think the sexiest monster is? 120 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:11,589 I don't know. 121 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:14,870 Creature from the Black Lagoon, lives underwater, watch girls swim. 122 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,090 That is not okay. What is wrong with you? 123 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,130 Okay, Mom, which is spookier? 124 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:30,450 One... or two? 125 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,470 Those sound the same. 126 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:40,790 One's a pipe organ and one's a church organ. Are you even listening? 127 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:44,270 Connor, I'm trying to get this ready for tonight. 128 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:47,970 What do you think? 129 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:49,430 Looks much better. 130 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:51,450 It does, doesn't it? 131 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,940 Took a couple of do-overs, but I stuck with it. 132 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,800 I hope that's a lesson to you. 133 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:01,760 Don't volunteer to do something I can't do. Got it. 134 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:12,600 Oh, yeah, that's the one. 135 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,060 Mary? Don't worry, I'm not staying. I just want to drop something off for 136 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:20,150 Cece. That is so sweet. 137 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:22,210 I'm so sorry she isn't here. 138 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:27,770 I would have loved for you to have seen her in her costume, which I made. 139 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,870 Well, isn't that precious? 140 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:33,910 It was challenging, but Cece's worth it. 141 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:38,070 Well, I guess there was no reason for me to bring this by. 142 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,370 You made her a costume? 143 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,270 I made it just in case. 144 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:54,110 Just in case what? Mine was terrible? 145 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,690 But it's not. It is perfectly fine. 146 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,290 It is perfectly fine. 147 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:00,830 That is what I said. 148 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:06,490 You know, this is petty, even for you. I have always made Cece's costumes, and 149 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,670 you stole it from me. 150 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:09,270 Twice isn't always. 151 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:10,810 It is when you're three. 152 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,990 It's not my fault your son doesn't want you around. 153 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,320 I am just trying to give my granddaughter a great Halloween. 154 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,940 Well, if all you care about is Cece, then you should want her to wear 155 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,360 whichever costume is best. 156 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,100 Hmm. Which one is that? 157 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,880 Get out of my house. 158 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,600 Gladly. I'm just gonna leave this right here for Cece. 159 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,980 Damn, that's well made. 160 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,760 Mom, why would you throw this away? It's amazing. 161 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,680 Oh, you owe an apology. I didn't think you could pull this off. 162 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,320 Mary made that to spite me. 163 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,940 You know, now that I look at it closer... Oh, stop it. 164 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,980 Well, she wasted her time because I want Cece to wear your costume. 165 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,720 Really? Yeah, of course. Where is it? 166 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,820 Dang, that's incredible. 167 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,359 No, no, no. 168 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,880 No. No, it's not. What are you talking about? It's like the best costume I've 169 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,880 ever seen. 170 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:30,900 Your mom made this one? 171 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,740 You know, now that I look at it... No, I already tried that. 172 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:38,800 Don't worry. Cece ain't wearing that. She's wearing yours. 173 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,400 No. I don't want her to wear mine. 174 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,500 I'm sure it's great. Go get it. 175 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:47,250 I don't want to. Mom, come on. Amanda, I said no. 176 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:49,890 Cece can wear this one because it's her Halloween. 177 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:55,310 Mary may be the better sewer, but I'm the better person. 178 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,190 Dang, I feel terrible. 179 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,309 Me too. 180 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,510 This costume is amazing. 181 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,490 I know, we're gonna take so many pictures. 182 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,160 It's my costume. 183 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,160 See, it's the color of ginger. 184 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,880 Melissa Cooper, what are you hiding under there? 185 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,940 Nothing. Give it to me. 186 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,400 Absolutely not. 187 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:37,720 It's not that short. 188 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,020 You look like a British stripper. 189 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,420 She's a singer, and she's super popular. 190 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:44,960 I bet she is. 191 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,340 You are not going out like that. 192 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,930 I have... It's a group costume. There's five Spice Girls. 193 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:56,370 Well, tonight there can be four Spice Girls and their decent friend with self 194 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:57,370 -respect. 195 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,850 Fine. I'll change. 196 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:03,350 Maybe I'll go as a girl whose psycho mom is trying to control her life. 197 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,350 Great. Sounds like a costume with pants. 198 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:17,090 Take some candy, if you dare. 199 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,700 You are not scary. 200 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:23,540 Really? That chord is an augmented fourth, better known as the devil's 201 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,540 interval. 202 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,740 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! One piece, one piece! 203 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:30,000 Didn't even say trick-or-treat. 204 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Trick-or-treat. 205 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,280 Oh, look at that little dinosaur. 206 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:44,740 That is just the cutest costume I've ever seen. 207 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700 Did you make that costume? 208 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,920 Her nana did. 209 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:55,500 You're lucky you have such a talented nana. 210 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,220 Thanks, Hustley. 211 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,820 Wow! That is the best color. Winnow! 212 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,640 What are you doing here? 213 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,760 Forgot my wallet. What are you doing here? Wait. 214 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,400 Is your date here? 215 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,760 Is she in the bathroom? Because I think that's where I left my wallet. 216 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,580 No, no one's here. 217 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,920 Oh, she stands you up? 218 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,179 That's sad. 219 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,180 There's no date. 220 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,460 There was never a date. 221 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,540 Abuela's got a guy over, so I'm watching movies by myself. 222 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,480 That's even sadder. 223 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,319 Thank you. 224 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,320 That helps. 225 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,040 All right, well, I'll grab my wallet and get out of your... I was gonna say hair, 226 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,200 but you're having a tough night. 227 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 I'm fine. 228 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:58,930 You know, I could pick up a six-pack, hang out, maybe order some pizza. 229 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,710 You really want to do that? 230 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:05,490 Well, my wife's upset about some dumb costume and my son's sitting on the 231 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:08,270 porch wearing a cape. I really, really want to do that. 232 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:10,970 Sounds good. All right. 233 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,850 You order the pizza, I'll be right back with the beer. 234 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,970 I forgot my wallet again. 235 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,720 Do not play dumb with me. 236 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,600 We got egged? 237 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,920 Do people think Sheldon still lives here? 238 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,780 I know you were mad about your costume, but that is no excuse. 239 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,220 I didn't do this. 240 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,520 Well, then who did? 241 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,800 I don't know. 242 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,420 Did you hand out Bible verses again? 243 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,140 Okay, that is it. You are grounded. Get inside. 244 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:16,280 Fine. Actually, no. I am going inside. You clean this mess up. 245 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,180 If I had done it, I would have waited until you answered. 246 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,380 That... 247 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,020 Well, that was dumb. It's a doll with a knife. 248 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,120 Sorry it's not a black-and-white movie about an underwater pervert. 249 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:37,020 He wasn't a pervert, and they were in his lagoon. 250 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,760 Thanks for sticking around. 251 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 No problem. 252 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,900 You don't think Halloween's gonna be one of those holidays that make you feel bad 253 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900 about being single. 254 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,780 But everywhere you look, it's happy families. 255 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,600 You did not look at my house. 256 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:57,830 I just always thought at this point in my life I'd have kids to take trick-or 257 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,830 -treating in. 258 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:00,490 Not even close. 259 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,570 Oh, you got plenty of time. 260 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:07,890 You know, Clint Eastwood's having a baby in his 60s, which sounds terrible, but 261 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:08,890 you can do it. 262 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,130 I don't know. 263 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:16,090 The girls that like me I don't like, and the girls I like are crazier than that 264 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,090 doll with a knife. 265 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:19,830 Hey, just keep looking. You'll find someone. 266 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,510 Easy for you to say. 267 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,390 I'm serious. 268 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:28,210 Women just want a good guy with a steady job who's smart and kind. 269 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:30,390 That's you. 270 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,810 Thanks. I mean it. 271 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,470 You'll be a great dad someday. 272 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,950 Gotta say, you're better at this than I thought you'd be. 273 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:46,070 I had a teenage daughter. I know how to talk to drama queens about their love 274 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,070 life. 275 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,210 That's more like it. 276 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,250 At least I don't have to pretend your new bangs look great. 277 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:57,610 She's asleep. 278 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,810 Your mom or Cece? 279 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:02,590 Cece. I think my mom is taking one of her wine baths. 280 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:06,950 Are we terrible parents if we eat this candy? Are you kidding me? We carried 281 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:07,929 her for 20 blocks. 282 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,030 Get in there and find me a Snickers. 283 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:16,150 A little late for trick-or-treaters. That's probably some teenager not even 284 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,150 in a costume. 285 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,410 Nailed it. 286 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,770 I cannot deal with Mom right now. 287 00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,010 What'd she do? 288 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:26,830 She saw my costume and freaked out. And then we got into a huge fight, and she 289 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,130 accused me of egging the house. 290 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,670 You egged the house? 291 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:32,450 No. It's okay. We've all thought about it. 292 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:34,910 I didn't do it. 293 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:36,150 Didn't do what? 294 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:38,310 Mary thinks Missy egged their house. 295 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,670 Which I didn't, and no one believes me. 296 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,710 Well, I believe you. 297 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,050 Why? 298 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,670 Because I don't think Missy would lie to me. 299 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,190 Why? 300 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:50,710 Can I stay here? 301 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,490 I don't know if that's a good idea. 302 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:54,570 Yeah, if you don't go home, your mom's going to go ballistic. 303 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:59,450 Of course you can stay here as long as you want. 304 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,050 Mom. 305 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:04,130 What? We can't let her go home to that woman. 306 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:08,390 Fine, but someone should call my mom and let her know Missy's here. I'd be happy 307 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,390 to. Not you. 308 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:17,990 And Joey and Rosie totally ignored me and spent the whole night talking to 309 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:18,990 Heather. 310 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:23,160 Look, I know you're upset, but take my word for it, do not get bangs. 311 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,920 Missy, grab your backpack. I'll take you to school. 312 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,260 I don't think I can go to school. I had such a rough night. Nice try. 313 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:40,020 Oh, my God. Last night was crazy. Sorry, I'm tapped out. 314 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,840 I am here for my daughter. 315 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,280 She left for school. 316 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:55,660 You took my son, my granddaughter, and now Missy? Is there anything else you 317 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,659 want to take from me? 318 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,500 I didn't take anything from you. 319 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,560 Missy is free to leave whenever she wants. 320 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,760 I don't care what she wants. She is coming home tonight. 321 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,960 Well, you can take her, but can you keep her? She seems a whole lot happier here. 322 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040 You know what? 323 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280 You want her? 324 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680 She's yours. 325 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,240 Great. Congratulations. 326 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,720 Enjoy having a teenage daughter. 327 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,140 So, I have some news. 328 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,060 Where are all the eggs? 329 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,120 Missy, other people need the bathroom. 330 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,340 Is she still in there? 331 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,760 Yeah, and I gotta get to work. 332 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,500 Is there anybody in Mom and Dad's shower? 333 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,280 I don't think so. Dibs! 334 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:06,620 What are you doing? 335 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,180 Missy's hogging the shower. 336 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,340 I can use dish soap, right? 337 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,260 It ain't gonna burn any sensitive areas. 338 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,400 So this is how we live now? 339 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,550 It's fine, Jim. We are winning.